Too Hot To Do Anything...

Right now our beautiful east coast is gripped in a week long heatwave, that's right, all week. There are some good things about a heat wave, for one violent crime goes down a bit. I mean who wants go go and sweat your ass off wearing a ski mask out in this kind of weather. Its even too hot to snatch and grab, actually most criminals tend to stay inside when its this hot out. Another great thing about a heat wave is that the grass doesn't grow. Who needs to mow that big yellow lawn, and if you tried it would have a dust storm coming out of the side discharge. I have to go out and water my garden, but hey f**k the grass..its mostly weeds anyway.
One crime if you see it that way that does increase in heat like this is movie pirating. Yes the bittorent's are abuzz with people downloading all sorts of media, especially those shitty summer movies so they can sit on their couches in the air conditioning in their underwear and watch whatever crappy summer movies are out.
Another nice thing about 100 degree heat is sweating, yeah some people like to sweat it makes them think they are losing weight. The fun part is that those people are constantly drinking water so that they don't get dehydrated and just end up keeping their weight consistent. There are others though the hardcore enthusiasts who take a break from eating big macs to run around like assholes in plastic clothes to really drop the weight, and wake up to find themselves in hospitals instead, good job.
Damn it's hot in my computer room, i think I'll go outside its cooler out there!